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Finally: Kotex Announced That It Will Begin Manufacturing A Tampon Designed For Women

Inspiring: This Man Lost 150 Pounds To Run In The New York City Marathon And Then Gained It Back In Time For Cannonball Season

If You’re Not Going To Talk To Your Kids About Sex, Could You Talk To Me About It?

This Revolutionary New Dating App Is Matching People Who Want To Look At Fingers With People Who Want To Touch Eyes

Once We Can Recognize That All Bodies Are Beautiful, We’ll Be Able To Appreciate Super-Hot Bodies Even More

Heartbreaking: This Train Is Headed Away From Hawaii 

7 Things Only Chocolate Lovers Understand, But That I’ve Learned By Studying Their Ways

Inspiring: When This Woman’s Husband Died Her Church Got Together And Named God After Him

Incredible: This Very Crafty Man Turned His Television Into A Fish Tank, But That Was The Last We Heard From Him. Hope He’s Okay.

If Our Country Can’t Agree On Basic Facts, I Fear My Record-Shattering High Score In ‘Big Buck Hunter’ Will Be Lost In The Murk

6 Thing The People Of Detroit Have Done To Revitalize Their City That Still Pale In Comparison To My Beautiful House

5 Sex Scenes We Actually Enjoyed Watching With Our Parents

Great News For Anyone Who Hates Conner: He Wrecked His Mom’s Car While Driving Drunk And It Looks Like He’s Going To Lose His Tennis Scholarship To Georgetown

A New Perspective: Rotten Tomatoes Will Begin Giving Movies A Score Based On The Opinions Of People Who Haven’t Seen The Movie But Generally Have A Good Idea Whether Something Will Be Good

Huge Mix-Up: Christopher Nolan Accidentally Submitted ‘Dunkirk’ To ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ And A Video Of Himself Falling Off A Ladder To The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences

You’re In Boone County Now, Son, And Things Move A Little Slower Here, So Don’t Expect To Be Done With This ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Quiz Any Time Soon

Embarrassing Mistake: The Person Who Made The Credits For "Three BillboardsOutside Ebbing, Missouri" Clearly Forgot Everyone’s Name Who Worked On The Film

They Said What?!